I have been out of college for about 6 months now. In my darker and funner years, I was the love-child of the greater sciences and copious amounts of pot smoking. There was nothing greater to me than to be able to get stoned and to fundamentally understand why and how I was so high I was shitting off the moon, yet fail miserably at articulating it, giving up in a mumbled “let’s go get some WAWA.”
But like I said, I graduated. I’m not doing science anymore. Aaaaaand I’m on probation. My life had lost all meaning. Yes, with science and drugs out of my life, I needed a new source of enlightenment.
The Lord works in mysterious and inefficient ways. While looking through the numerous youtube.com knock-off sites, which included porntube.com, boobtube.com and animalpornboobtube.com, I found my saving grace.
Godtube.com has shown me the light.
I have learned, soooo, much. Let me lay some hard-core science on ya:
1. The second law of thermodynamics states everything goes from order to disorder, so evolution couldn’t have happened. That’s why the world has diabetes and retards and Lou Gehrig’s Disease; since Adam and Eve were like, perfect, and we are descended from them, it’s our genes totally fucking up and breaking down.
But like I said, I graduated. I’m not doing science anymore. Aaaaaand I’m on probation. My life had lost all meaning. Yes, with science and drugs out of my life, I needed a new source of enlightenment.
The Lord works in mysterious and inefficient ways. While looking through the numerous youtube.com knock-off sites, which included porntube.com, boobtube.com and animalpornboobtube.com, I found my saving grace.
Godtube.com has shown me the light.
I have learned, soooo, much. Let me lay some hard-core science on ya:
1. The second law of thermodynamics states everything goes from order to disorder, so evolution couldn’t have happened. That’s why the world has diabetes and retards and Lou Gehrig’s Disease; since Adam and Eve were like, perfect, and we are descended from them, it’s our genes totally fucking up and breaking down.
2. Did you know there are gaps in the evolutionary fossil record? What kind of bullshit is that? If evolution is correct, there should be billions of lifeless bodies strewn around us like [insert tasteless Holocaust/war/plague joke here]
3. There is no known mechanism for evolution. None. There, I said it. Mutation is a lie and natural selection is a rapist. Boom! You just declare that shit! Next argument!
4. Bananas are so perfect and form-fitting to human hands that they could only come from a designer of some sort. Yup. Bananas. Bananas, in pajamas, are coming down the stairs. Aye-pples and bah-naye-nayes. Holla back girl. Let me hear you say this shit is bananas. B-A..
It’s not the same as smoking weed but after watching this website for a little bit I do start to feel sorta dizzy and lightheaded.
It’s not the same as smoking weed but after watching this website for a little bit I do start to feel sorta dizzy and lightheaded.
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