My Personal Youtube Stash

Up until the 1950’s, kids would get up, go out and actually do stuff with their lives. I know. Fucking cave men, am I right? Thank god the 60’s rolled around, where they would do drugs all day instead. Then in the 70’s they would do drugs all day AND listen to music. The 80’s maxim was “get high and watch music videos!” (and the DOC shifted from weed to coke). And the 90’s were pretty much the same as the 80’s except it was heroin and the music videos were waaaaaaay shittier. Oh the times, they are a changin’.

Everyone these days knows of some quirky little video and just loves to share it with their unknowing friends. Being the one who pops a friend’s eye cherry is almost as good as being the person who actually made the video. I’m going to share with you some of my favorite youtube videos, so sit back, finish swallowing that handful of shrooms, and enjoy.

What do you get when you cross Alice in Wonderland with the Three Six Mafia? A movie the way God intended it to be. The best part is when the Cheshire Cat says “Get to fuckin’…”



This is so old. Everyone and their landlord have seen this video. I don’t care. It’s fantastic.



I joked that you should get high before watching these videos. Yeah, well, for this video that is a serious recommendation. Don’t go crazy. Just write “watch this video” on your hand, go pack a bowl, smoke the bowl, look at your hand and then come back. I’ll be waiting for you.



This video was not meant to be funny. They were aiming for “heartwarming” but somehow smacked the bulls eye on “mildly horrifying”. It’s in Spanish but don’t worry; stupidity transcends language barriers.



Half Life is a pretty popular video game. Alright, cool, I’ve never played it, but tons of people like it just fine. The story behind this video goes like this: a mentally retarded individual loves Half Life. He decides to write is own fan-fic. On top of reading like a 2nd grader wrote it, the script is filled with so many continuity, grammar and spelling errors it was deemed “impossible” to animate. Then along came a guy who had access to open-source animation skills and a whole lot of time on his hands…



I’d buy his artwork.



And finally we have the gayest thing on earth. No lie. Please watch it.



“Let’s do the fork in the garbage disposal.” Jesus Christ.