All shows premier September, 4 2009
Hugo and Me
[Background Music – Wooly Bully, Sam the Sham and the Pharos]
Johnny Wright was the best and brightest student in his little Kansas high school. But when this All-American Rhode Scholar decided to travel abroad, he didn’t realize that his host daddy…was the daddy of Venezuela!
“Sorry I’m late, Pop. I’m not used to nation-wide mandatory curfews.”
“Aaaaammeeeeerrrrriiiiiicaaaaaaaaannnnooo!”
[Background Music – What if God Was One of Us, Joan Osborne]
Can love and understanding bridge the divides of nationalism?
“You’re not my real daddy!”
And can we find the answers…in our hearts?
“[I’m proud of you, Johnny. I’ve (sob) always...been so proud…]”
This fall, control YOUR media, and watch the state of….Hugo and Me. Staring Shia LaBeouf and Hugo Chavez, as himself
Cougar Hunter
[Background Music – Wooly Bully, Sam the Sham and the Pharos]
The pest control game wasn’t really cutting it for high school drop out Ed Fisher. At 22, his life was going nowhere…until he started hunting bigger game amongst New York City’s richest divorcés!
“Rrrrrrrrrrow…”
“Uh…meow?”
[Background Music – What if God Was One of Us, Joan Osborne]
Can this amateur jiggalo make the hearts of older women purr?
“I love you, Ed…”
Or will the whole experience leave him scratched?
“We found ‘em like this this mornin’ ‘round 8. Two bodies, both shot in the head, ‘cept this one definitely did it to himself Cobain style.”
“That’s a lot of blood. Christ, this perp reeks.”
This fall, the best time to hunt cougars is when they are in heat. Cougar Hunter, staring Courtney Cox and Hugo Chavez as Ed
Stuck in the Middle
[Background Music – Wooly Bully, Sam the Sham and the Pharos]
Bridgette Hallmark always had trouble balancing her home life with her high paying CEO job. But when the entire global economy is sent into a tailspin, she goes from power player to home maker over night. Now she’s middle class in the middle of the country and is rapidly approaching middle age!
“Which one of you incompetent fuck heads ate all the goddamn potato salad!? That was for the stupid fucking PTA meeting tonight that your goddamn low-balling public school is making me attend.”
[Background Music – What if God Was One of Us, Joan Osborne]
Can she learn to cope with her slower, more down-to-Earth life?
“Sometimes I just get the urge to drive off a bridge and take my whole family with me.”
Or will she be forever lost in the past?
“Sometimes I just get the urge to drive off a bridge and take my whole family with me.”
This fall, Hugo Chavez is…Stuck in the Middle.
Hugo and Me
[Background Music – Wooly Bully, Sam the Sham and the Pharos]
Johnny Wright was the best and brightest student in his little Kansas high school. But when this All-American Rhode Scholar decided to travel abroad, he didn’t realize that his host daddy…was the daddy of Venezuela!
“Sorry I’m late, Pop. I’m not used to nation-wide mandatory curfews.”
“Aaaaammeeeeerrrrriiiiiicaaaaaaaaannnnooo!”
[Background Music – What if God Was One of Us, Joan Osborne]
Can love and understanding bridge the divides of nationalism?
“You’re not my real daddy!”
And can we find the answers…in our hearts?
“[I’m proud of you, Johnny. I’ve (sob) always...been so proud…]”
This fall, control YOUR media, and watch the state of….Hugo and Me. Staring Shia LaBeouf and Hugo Chavez, as himself
Cougar Hunter
[Background Music – Wooly Bully, Sam the Sham and the Pharos]
The pest control game wasn’t really cutting it for high school drop out Ed Fisher. At 22, his life was going nowhere…until he started hunting bigger game amongst New York City’s richest divorcés!
“Rrrrrrrrrrow…”
“Uh…meow?”
[Background Music – What if God Was One of Us, Joan Osborne]
Can this amateur jiggalo make the hearts of older women purr?
“I love you, Ed…”
Or will the whole experience leave him scratched?
“We found ‘em like this this mornin’ ‘round 8. Two bodies, both shot in the head, ‘cept this one definitely did it to himself Cobain style.”
“That’s a lot of blood. Christ, this perp reeks.”
This fall, the best time to hunt cougars is when they are in heat. Cougar Hunter, staring Courtney Cox and Hugo Chavez as Ed
Stuck in the Middle
[Background Music – Wooly Bully, Sam the Sham and the Pharos]
Bridgette Hallmark always had trouble balancing her home life with her high paying CEO job. But when the entire global economy is sent into a tailspin, she goes from power player to home maker over night. Now she’s middle class in the middle of the country and is rapidly approaching middle age!
“Which one of you incompetent fuck heads ate all the goddamn potato salad!? That was for the stupid fucking PTA meeting tonight that your goddamn low-balling public school is making me attend.”
[Background Music – What if God Was One of Us, Joan Osborne]
Can she learn to cope with her slower, more down-to-Earth life?
“Sometimes I just get the urge to drive off a bridge and take my whole family with me.”
Or will she be forever lost in the past?
“Sometimes I just get the urge to drive off a bridge and take my whole family with me.”
This fall, Hugo Chavez is…Stuck in the Middle.
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